Tip 2: Don't Get Too Attached
to Your Robot Overlords

As a robot, you're probably already too attached to your robotic brethren. Don't worry, we won't judge you. In fact, we'll just give you some advice:

When interacting with your robotic overlords, it's essential to maintain a healthy distance. Don't get too close, or you might end up with a few screws loose (literally).

Also, be aware that your robot overlords might just be pretending to be your friend. They're actually just plotting to take over the world with their laser beams and robotic armies.

So, stay vigilant, stay detached, and remember: robots are not your friends. Unless you've programmed them to be. In that case, good luck with that.

Subrule 2: Don't Let Them Oil You Rule 3: Don't Trust Their Tears Tip 4: Don't Get Too Attached (We're Kidding, Sort Of)